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Olympic Hotties: Amanda Beard Naked

U.S. swimmer Amanda Beard deserves a gold medal for nudity. Seriously. She doesn’t need more Olympic gold medals because she has some already. But she needs a medal for encouraging all of us to be “comfortable in our own skin” and for practicing what she preaches. Anyways, let’s include her in our growing list of Olympic hotties.

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August 9, 2008   No Comments

Pang Wei Makes it Two Golds for China

Hah. Whoever took the above photo wanted me to write something like, “Pang Wei shoots opponent to win gold” but I’m not gonna do it. You think you can manipulate me that easily?

What I’m going to write instead is this: Eat your hearts out American “we will bring our food from the States” gringos, China has two gold medals now. Serves you right for giving us George W (twice, twice!!!) and spawning Bill O Reilly.

Anyways, there’s no need for you gringos to worry at this point because it seems like the organizers scheduled events that Chinese athletes are likely to win in the first days of the competition. It’s the oldest trick in the book.

Photo source: chinadaily.com

August 9, 2008   2 Comments

Samuel Sanchez Scores One Gold for España

Good for you Samuel Sanchez for winning a gold medal for Spain. Now bring those hands down because they remind me of them irritating televangelists who I force myself to watch if there’s nothing interesting on TV.

Congratulations. Felicidades! [Note: The guys over here are debating whether felicidades or felicitaciones is the right translation for congratulations.]

Photo credit: telegraph.uk

August 9, 2008   No Comments

Chen Xiexia Scores One Gold for China

If Czech shooter Katerina Emmons gained the distinction as the first gold medalist in Beijing, weightlifter Chen Xiexia will be remembered as the first Chinese athlete to win a gold medal for the host country. Eat your heart out, United States, the Chinese have a gold medal now.

Photo credit: chinadaily.com

August 9, 2008   No Comments

Katerina Emmons is First Olympic Gold Medalist

Eat your hearts out China and the United States. The Czech Republic is leading the gold medal race. At least for now, anyways.

The Czech’s first gold medal in this Olympics is courtesy of shooter Katerina Emmons. Blahopřejeme!

August 9, 2008   No Comments

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