Apologies for not blogging about the most recent Olympic results particularly the one we care most about, i.e., the race for gold medals between China and the United States. I must admit to being discouraged after I discovered that my blog posts were being stolen. This sapped my enthusiasm to blog. But now that the [...]
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Phelps Makes it Two Golds for the U.S.
Michael Phelps wins his first gold medal and adds a second gold medal for the United States. This victory should W as happy as when he was out looking at ladies’ butts. No gold medal response yet from the Chinese “we are the center of the universe” team as of this posting so the rivals [...]
Michael Phelps’ Big Mouth
I didn’t realize that Michael Phelps has a big mouth. He does need it to bite all them gold medals he is expected to win. Michael will be the main draw in today’s swimming finals. Related:Olympian to Watch: Michael PhelpsPhotos of the Day: Michael Phelps, Merman Photo source: beijing2008
Mariel Zagunis Scores One Gold Medal for the United States
Now we’re talking. The China vs. United States race for gold medals is on. Fencer Mariel Zagunis saved the day for the U.S. when she “outsabered” her opponents to win the first gold medal for the U.S. The food they brought all the way from the U.S. must have helped, no? Anyways, it was actually [...]
Olympic Hotties: Amanda Beard Naked
U.S. swimmer Amanda Beard deserves a gold medal for nudity. Seriously. She doesn’t need more Olympic gold medals because she has some already. But she needs a medal for encouraging all of us to be “comfortable in our own skin” and for practicing what she preaches. Anyways, let’s include her in our growing list of [...]
