Category — Football

Poor Ronaldo. First he hires prostitutes who turned out to be men. Then one of them prostitutes, the fame seeking Andre Luis Ribeiro Albertino a.k.a Andreia Albertine, tried to extort money from him. Then Ronaldo tried hiding from the public hoping that the issue will die but the scandal raged on.

Then TIM, a mobile company, canceled Ronaldo’s endorsement contract worth US $4.8million. And then our reliable source (yeah, we have reliable sources here at the blog hehe) tells us that Nike is also reviewing its endorsement deal with Ronaldo.

Hah. These companies. Talk about fairweather friends. Now they’re dumping Ronaldo because he mistakenly went out with trannies? Come on, be kind to the guy. He was denied sex, for crying out loud. Are you going to deny him his millions too?

And you, Nike, I hope you don’t go dumping our fav, Liu Xiang. Yeah, even if he too mistakenly hires trannies. Or steps on them Beijing cats that Olympic organizers are trying to kill.

Take note, Nike, if you ever dump Liu Xiang, my old Nike running shoes will fly to the garbage can faster than you can say “Swoosh”.

If you hired a prostitute and “she” turned out to be a man, can you sue that prostitute for breach of contract? We think so provided the incident happened in a country where prostitution is legal.

Anyways, we don’t think soccer superstar Ronaldo — and 1996 Atlanta Games Olympian — is thinking about suing anyone but he did hire three hookers who, to his dismay, turned out to be men.

UPDATE: More on this story here.

From The Sun:

Soccer superstar Ronaldo cried foul when three hookers he booked turned out to be blokes.

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Australian Danny Vukovic’s road to Beijing:

1. Hit a referee during a game
2. Get banned for nine months
3. Get close to depression
4. Appeal the ban
5. Get the ban reduced to five months
6. Which makes Danny eligible for Beijing

Morale of the story: Hitting a referee can end your Olympic dreams — or not.

Argentinian Martin Demichelis’ road to Beijing:

1. Get yourself named to your country’s football team
2. Pray that your professional team will let you go to Beijing

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