Just because this U.S. artistic gymnastics team “only” won the bronze medal doesn’t mean they can’t show off their muscles, abs, and armpits.
So now the nakedness score between the dueling male and female Olympians: males = 2 vs. females = 2. The naked females would be Rebecca Romero and Britta Heidemann while the males would be this gymnastics team and New Zealand’s football team.
I erroneously stated earlier that the male vs. female nakedness score is even. In fact, it’s only now that the score got even.
By the way, I said in an earlier post that Americans are crybabies but let’s give them credit for having an ethnically diverse team. Diversity is part of what makes America great, no?
Related:
New Zealand Football Players Do the “Haka”
Britta Heidemann: Naked and Victorious
Naked Olympians: Rebecca Romero